Sex is OLD SCHOOL... and not in like, a cool retro way

I was inspired today by visions of Williamsburg, Brooklyn.... So I took on the role of a youngin living the falsely destitute life of a wailing hipster... My autobiographical pseudo-journal entry follows below.

Sex is TOTALLLY old news. Whenever I 'do it' I have to put on Peter Bjorn and John and do a line just to stay awake. It's like, soooooo cliche, like were missionaries or something? Thats like sooooooo old school and jesuit-y. I usally have to text message in the middle just to stay on top of things, since im too emaciated to literally be on top. I wish something NEW would come out. I feel like post-modernity missed out on sex or something. I mean, having sex is like working for THE MAN-- PRODUCTION, PRO-duction. Fuck it. Im ANTI-duction. Im going to read some Nietzsche now.