Anarchists on my Fire Escape?

I arrived at my tenement/dwelling late last Thursday holding a bag of cheese. What hung from my third story fire escape was a massive white flag with red capital letters awkwardly spelling "HELL NO WONT GO". I figured an eviction, but found the reaction a pathetic attempt to recreate Berkeley in the 60's. I became incensed that the white flag hung from MY firescape, therefore insinuating that it was MY erred decision to not include a WE before the WONT. Please.

A few days later, while eating BBQ on the jersey shore, awed by the fact that most mens' arms in Jersey are the size of my torso, I received a text from a friend.

"What the hell is happening outside your apt?" And my immediate reaction? GREAT, either anarchists or hipsters torched my residence. The BBQ didnt settle well.

I arrive home to dozens of sheets hanging from surrounding balconies with scribbles of "WE LIVE HERE" "SAY NO TO THE MALL", and a massive fixture of "WALBRIDGE MALL COMING SOON". A headshot of a highschool prom king weathered by alcohol, boating and seersucker shorts, proudly smiles on the poster. I assume he is presenting the mall. Quite a strange construction for a tenement lot on Orchard street-- the LES isnt exactly mall of america territory.

Turns out JJ Abrams, director of LOST, is filming a movie. Or perhaps Adam Sandler is. Remnants of the props were left on innocent fire escapes. Donald Trump lookalike is looming three stories outside my building. Hipsters are cringing at the massive toupee and the taboo word MALL. General confusion abounds.

Im just wondering 1) How THE HELL did they get on my firescape? 2) Can I sell the movie prop on EBay? Even if I add a WE? 3) What do men from jersey do with their arms when they sleep? How can they fit in bed?