On McSweeney's: The Americans Who Voted for George W. Bush Wish to Return Their Television.
BEST BUY CLERK: But that's why you bought the set. We watched The 700 Club together right in this showroom. I pointed out that all these other TVs had that channel, too — they just don't show it all the time. And you said you weren't sure you could trust a TV that didn't show it all the time.
